my birthday: february 16th.
the day mandy sends me presents: june 19th…
it started like any other day at the office
but then there was A BOX. WITH GIANT CHEETOS.
AND A BOOK AND A JOURNAL AND A KEYCHAIN AND OTHER GOODIES
THIS FEELS LIKE IT’S HAND-DELIVERED BY SANTA, IT’S SO GOOD.
OH WAIT IT GETS BETTER. how, you ask?
to celebrate my 100 pounds weight loss – double whammy present day!
the photos don’t even do it justice. the colors and the scent, heavenly.
AND IF THAT WEREN’T ENOUGH. it’s already more than enough to make my day.
YET. STILL. PATRICK MAXCY.